A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A woman (just a coincidence that it was a woman and a blonde, I'm certain) (shame,
shame, Lloyd) came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one."
She replied that she didn't know what this piece was for, but it had always
been there!
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the item
looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked,
"Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
