From daughter Cathy - (Now, before you get in a
huff, look at the signature...)
How to bathe a cat!!!
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the
water in the bowl and have both lids up.
Find the cat and soothe it while you carry it
towards the bathroom.
In one smooth, quick movement, put the cat
into the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on
the lid so that it cannot escape.) The cat will
self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from your toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge as paws will be reaching out for anything they can
find.
Flush the toilet three or four
times. This provides a "Power Wash" and "Power Rinse", which I
have found to be effective.
Have someone open the door to the outside and
ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside
door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift both lids.
The now clean cat will rocket out of the
toilet, and run outside for the drying cycle.
