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From former Fuller Brush rep Larry Terman: 

Can't eat beef.......mad cow

Can't eat chicken...... bird flu

Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides

Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbs

Hmmmm!

I believe that leaves Chocolate Cake!!!!

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