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- Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.
- Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
- The easiest way to eat crow is while it's warm. The colder it
gets, the harder it is to swallow.
- The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches
you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
- A woman marries a man thinking she can change him, but she can't.
A man marries a woman thinking she will never change, but she does.
- Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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