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How many dogs does it take to
change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out
Border Collie: "Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
German Shepherd: "I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back
Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid light!"
Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Rottweiler: "Go ahead. Make me!"
Doberman Pinscher: "Sure! Just show me how. And don't let
anyone try to stop me!"
Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling, leave it for the servants."
Afghan Hound: "Ask me again after I finish getting my hair done."
Lab: "Oh, me, ME! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Please! Huh? Can I?"
Malamute: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
Chow Chow: "I'm with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is!"
Akita: "I'm with the Chow and Malamute! What's for dinner?"
Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier: "I can reach it! I
just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!"
Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Hound Dog: "Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z."
Kelpie: "Put all the light bulbs in a little circle."
Pointer: "I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there!"
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving, so who cares?"
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