This was contributed by my daughter Cathy, who by the way is seriously Lutheran and found it truly hilarious. Lutheran Airlines.
Saying grace is a time to calm down before a meal; a time to ponder, perhaps, and to be thankful. I wonder what this dog thinks?
The Navy's Blue Angels formation skills have nothing on this demonstration of real country skills. Watch the grey-haired gal!
Don't beat yourself up over putting things off. Procrastination!
In his own words, here's how my brother Lloyd Williamson skunked his camping trip .
The Kitty City Gazette recently published a story you might like to read: Grandma Cat Robbed by Squirrel Disguised as a Fuller Brush Salesman...
In theory I disapprove of Blonde jokes, but in practice... this is too good not to pass on. From Barbara O'Connor: The Puzzle
Contributor Bev Avery plaintively asks: "Why is it that every time I lose weight it finds me again?"
Quote from Jennifer Greene Duncan: "I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat."
Be careful what you wish for! Cinderella - Act II
One of our readers or contributors has obviously sent me a bug in an email. Click for details.
Had a bad day? Cheer up; things could be worse. Here's proof!
Do we need three stooges if just one will do? Here's a video sent by my brother-in-law John Metcalf, adapted from a script by James Sherman: Hu's on First.
From Joel Ballon: I really scratched my head when I attempted to park---didn't know what to do. In front of a Police station, yet!
Definitions from the Chef's Dictionary (author unknown).
Did you know that stretching after jogging can be dangerous? No? Ask this guy in Jamaica! (Thanks to Fuller Manager John Vandervelde)
Mark Franek, Dean of Students at the William Penn Charter School in Philadelphia, is diabetic. Here's a humorous view of his "disability" ....More >>>
It's rough getting old but some people make it harder on themselves. For instance....
Maybe you have to be a musician... Three notes walk into a bar: a C, an E-flat and a G. The bartender said he can't serve minors, so the E-flat left. So the C and G have a fifth between them.
Aargghh! From Tupperware Manager Heidi Rosen: What did the blonde do when her Tupperware cracked? She called her Plastic Surgeon!
Passed on by daughter Cathy: "In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as...."
Here's an inspirational prayer from contributor Bev Avery (no coincidence she's on an epic camper-trip with hubby?): "I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen"
From daughter Cathy, who found it - where else - in her church bulletin. And you thought the animal kingdom had all the fun! A Tater Tale.
Is there a Secret Message in common words or phrases? My brother Lloyd Williamson apparently thinks so.
From daughter Cathy - How to bathe a cat!!! (Now, before you get in a huff, look at the signature...)
How To Weigh Yourself Correctly. ( Can't believe I didn't think of this myself....)
Questions Answered About Your HMO By Dr. Ben Lerner. The Three Stooges would love this!
Forwarded from my brother, Lloyd Williamson: more Toilet Humor.
From my brother Lloyd Williamson: "Do you ever pine for a simpler time? Well, think again. Here are some facts about the 1500's."
Here's another funny billboard.
Yes, we KNOW Christmas is past, but ChefAl wants to call our attention to this music video that's naughty and not too nice... White Trash Christmas. For shame, ChefAl.... If you have a slow internet connection, he wants you to be patient while it loads.
Alzheimer's disease and other forms of dementia are at record levels. Former Fuller Brush rep Linda Mann forwards us a valuable questionnaire to test our mental acuity. Go ahead and take the exam... better to be forewarned if you're losing it....
ChefAl found some guidelines we may want to memorize: The Rules of Southern Cooking
Better to laugh than cry - even about dieting. Dan Worona calls our attention to his site. DIET HUMOR: a nearly 50-year collection.
Sent by my son Mark, who comments "Eh?". If you think Microsoft is just a serious big company, here's a lighter (lightest?) side, in an error summary. Heck, I don't even know what they're talking about; maybe Moms with little ones will. Peekaboo.
While we're on the subject of Iraq, ChefAl of Great World Chefs tells us, with tongue in cheek as usual when not eating, how now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated , a lot of Hussein's lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.web tool
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