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Have you heard about the religious dog?

Here's some really Clever Signs Contributed by Beverly Avery.

Saying grace is a time to calm down before a meal; a time to ponder, perhaps, and to be thankful.  I wonder what this dog thinks?

So what does the Meringue - the national music and dance of the Dominican Republic, a yellow dog named Carrie, and Fuller's Reversible Lint Brush have to do with each other?  You gotta see this video.

The Navy's Blue Angels formation skills have nothing on this demonstration of real country skills.  Watch the grey-haired gal!

Is classical music far too serious?  Not always!  Check out this video, Classical Music In The Key Of Comedy, sent in by Ginny Wiedemann.

Don't beat yourself up over putting things off.  Procrastination!

In his own words, here's how my brother Lloyd Williamson  skunked his camping trip .

In theory I disapprove of Blonde jokes, but in practice... this is too good not to pass on.  From Barbara O'Connor:   The Puzzle

Bev Avery plaintively asks:  "Why is it that every time I lose weight it finds me again?"

Quote from Jennifer Greene Duncan: "I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat."

Passed on by Fuller Brush Director John Vandervelde - "This is a quiz for people who know everything!  I found out in a hurry that I didn't." 

Be careful what you wish for! Cinderella - Act II

One of our readers or contributors has obviously sent me a bug in an email. Click for details.

From Joel Ballon: I really scratched my head when I attempted to park---didn't know what to do. In front of a Police station, yet!

Definitions from the Chef's Dictionary (author unknown).

Did you know that stretching after jogging can be dangerous?  No?  Ask this guy in Jamaica!  (Thanks to Fuller Manager John Vandervelde)

Mark Franek, Dean of Students at the William Penn Charter School in Philadelphia, is diabetic.  Here's a humorous view of his "disability" ....More >>>

It's rough getting old but some people make it harder on themselves.  For instance....

Maybe you have to be a musician...  Three notes walk into a bar: a C, an E-flat and a G.  The bartender said he can't serve minors, so the E-flat left.  So the C and G have a fifth between them.  

Chef Al asks, plaintively:  What's my sign?

Former Fuller Brush-Stanley Products rep George Ziegler, of Zephyrhills, Florida, informs us of some unexpected perils in these un-tasty morsels: Hidden Dangers of Poison Mushrooms

Today's snicker: Telephone Tribulations from the Weedy Lady,

Found in Tips du Jour, part of the Recipe du Jour trilogy of great newsletters:  If your computer screen is dirty, here's an easy solution.  Click here for instant cleaning service.

Aargghh!  From Heidi Rosen:   What did the blonde do when her Tupperware cracked?  She called her Plastic Surgeon!

Passed on by daughter Cathy:  "In this life I'm a woman.  In my next life, I'd like to come back as...."

Here's an inspirational prayer from Bev Avery (no coincidence she's on an epic camper-trip with hubby?):  "I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen"

From daughter Cathy, who found it - where else - in her church bulletin.  And you thought the animal kingdom had all the fun!  A Tater Tale.

Is there a Secret Message in common words or phrases?  My brother Lloyd Williamson apparently thinks so.

From daughter Cathy - How to bathe a cat!!!  (Now, before you get in a huff, look at the signature...)

How To Weigh Yourself Correctly.  ( Can't believe I didn't think of this myself....)

Questions Answered About Your HMO

By Dr. Ben Lerner.  The Three Stooges would love this!

Forwarded from my brother, Lloyd Williamson:  more Toilet Humor.

From my brother Lloyd Williamson: "Do you ever pine for a simpler time?  Well, think again.  Here are some facts about the 1500's."

From former Fuller Brush rep Larry Terman:  "Can't eat....."  And a solution to the problem.

Here's another funny billboard

The Weedy Lady snagged this anonymous report from somewhere:  Subject:  Mood Ring.

Yes, we KNOW Christmas is past, but ChefAl wants to call our attention to this music video that's naughty and not too nice...  White Trash Christmas.  For shame, ChefAl....  If you have a slow internet connection, he wants you to be patient while it loads.

Alzheimer's disease and other forms of dementia are at record levels.  Former Fuller Brush rep Linda Mann forwards us a valuable questionnaire to test our mental acuity.  Go ahead and take the exam... better to be forewarned if you're losing it....

ChefAl found some guidelines we may want to memorize:  The Rules of Southern Cooking

Better to laugh than cry - even about dieting.  Dan Worona calls our attention to his site.  DIET HUMOR: a nearly 50-year collection.

ChefAl has made an important discovery about "True Southerners".

While we're on the subject of Iraq, ChefAl tells us, with tongue in cheek as usual when not eating, how now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated , a lot of Hussein's lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Clueless in Washington D.C.? Want to know the true State of our Union?   Cynthia MacGregor tells it like it is... 

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