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Son Mark (Zog to his friends) tells us about a contest in which one little letter makes a difference.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

  1. Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
     
  2. Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
     
  3. Bozone (n.):  The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
     
  4. Foreploy:  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
     
  5. Cashtration (n.):  The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
     
  6. Giraffiti:  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
     
  7. Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
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  8. Inoculatte:  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
     
  9. Hipatitis:  Terminal coolness.
     
  10. Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
     
  11. Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
     
  12. Decafalon (n.):  The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
     
  13. Glibido:  All talk and no action.
     
  14. Dopeler effect:  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
     
  15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):  The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
     
  16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
     
  17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
     
  18. And the pick of the literature:  Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

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