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Great Phrases for Work or School
(If You Dare!)

From former Fuller Brush rep, Linda Mann:

  • How about never?  Is never good for you?

  • I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

  • I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

  • I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

  • No, my powers can only be used for good.

  • I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

  • I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

  •  I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

  • It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

  • You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

  • I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

  • You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

  • I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

  • I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

  • I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

  • Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

  • The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

  • What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?

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