Quote from Jennifer Greene Duncan: "I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat."
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and fat are really good friends!
From a blurb in AAA magazine (an interesting, informative item, nearly worth the membership by itself, even without the great service): "During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about six elephants!" Just thought you'd like to know that.
ChefAl gives us some advice (from experience, Al?): "Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man to come along... but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones."
From my brother, Lloyd Williamson: Qoutable quotes. Ya gotta luv 'em, they try so hard!