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You may have asked yourself what Heaven is
like... this avid golfer had no idea until he arrived, and then had
regrets.... Found in
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An avid golfer dies and goes to heaven. He is met by St. Peter who tells him,
"Welcome to Heaven. I know you will be pleased to know that this is the
best golf course in the universe!"
The man's eyes turn cloudy.
St. Peter says, "And the weather here is always good."
A tear begins to form in the man's eye.
St. Peter says, "And there is never any lines of people when you want to golf."
A tear starts dropping from the man's other eye.
St. Peter hurriedly says, "And your drives go at least 50 yards further up
The man is now sniffling.
St. Peter then says, "And you will never have more than two putts on any of the
The man is now sobbing uncontrollably.
St. Peter asks, "Hey, what is the matter with you? I thought you would be
overjoyed. Why the tears?"
The man answers, "You mean if my good wife had not fed me all that healthy food,
I would have been up here five years earlier?"