I snagged this off Simply Tim's great Tips Du Jour newsletter, associated with the Recipe du Jour site.  I couldn't resist.

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly.

So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was just being the RING BEAR!"

Submitted by Ron to Tips du Jour