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I snagged this off Simply Tim's great Tips Du Jour newsletter, associated
with the Recipe du
site. I couldn't resist.
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle
he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between
bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and roar loudly.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the
time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and
more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he
reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was just being
the RING BEAR!"
Submitted by Ron to Tips du Jour
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