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sends us an explanation she found for one of life's mysteries, now explained:
Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide? Let's see now:
Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
Who wouldn't go for it?
- No premarital sex.
- No booze.
- No bars.
- No television.
- No Internet.
- No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. Actually, no
- No Hooters.
- No meat from a pig.
- Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.
- Ever try to fish at an oasis?
- Rags for clothes and hats.
- Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt only with your
left. Like life isn't complicated enough already.
- Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no
- No music.
- No radio.
- You can't shave.
- You can't shower.
- Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
- The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
- Your bride is picked by someone else.
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