Sent by my brother, Lloyd Williamson. He adds that this story is supposedly true.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of
her lungs, "I have a gun and I know how use it! Get out of the car, you
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white
males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white,
less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.