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From my brother Lloyd Williamson. Been
there, done that, brother...... hmm?
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their
domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local
newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy
"It's said you folks never fight," he said. "Can you tell me how you
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited
the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack
mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My
wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and
the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife spoke, and quietly said,
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My
wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me
and quietly said, 'That's once.'"
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