What did you do today?
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud with
empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
Quickly he headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife, worried she might be ill or that something more
serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled
in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled,
and asked how his day went.
She answered, smiling, "You know every day when you come home from work, you ask me what in the world I did today?"
"Yes," he replied.
"Well, today I didn't do it."