From former Fuller Brush rep, Linda Mann:
A Woman's Prayer
So far today, I am doing all right.
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.
I have not whined, cursed nor eaten any chocolate.
However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.