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ChefAl: International travel isn't what it used to
You go, girl!
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was
getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died.
But until now, she'd never even been out of the country.
So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it
would take to have one issued.
"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport clerk.
"Raise your right hand, please."
The old gal raised her right hand.
"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States, against all its
enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question.
The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small
voice, "Uhhh... all by myself?"