Dr. Charles J. Kaiser of Miami has a new take on the story of
the Great Flood. Listen up, those of you with flood problems.... or
conversely, water shortages:
All Wet
For 30 days and 30 nights
The rains they kept a comin';
The grass and bushes grew so fast
I'd swear you could hear them hummin'.
And yet it's such a shock to me
I cannot help but scoff,
That some people are just too lazy
To turn their sprinklers off!
