Here's a poem forwarded by
Fuller Brush Rep Linda Mann (Author unknown):
When I was in my younger days,
See On a
Positive Note which Linda also forwarded.
I weighed a few pounds less,
I needn't hold my tummy in
to wear a belted dress.
But now that I am older,
I've set my body free;
There's comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.
Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven;
I used to wear a five and a half,
and now I wear a seven.
And how about those pantyhose-
They're sized by weight, you see,
So how come when I put them on,
The crotch is at my knees?
I need to wear these glasses
As the prints were getting smaller;
And it wasn't very long ago
I know that I was taller.
Though my hair has turned to silver
and my skin no longer fits,
On the inside, I'm the same old me,
Just the outside's changed a bit.