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...for Avoiding Exercise

Need some good reasons not to exercise?  Here's some winners:

  1. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400 bucks.     Haven't lost a pound!  Apparently you have to show up.
  2. I need to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
  3. If God meant for us to touch our toes, he'd have put them further up on our body.
  4. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
  5. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
  6. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
  7. I like long walks-- especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  8. I don't jog; it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
  9. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  10. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.   She's 97 now, and we don't know where the heck she is!
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